A(n)nals of Online Dating: I would totally message you, but one of my internet dating rules is that I don't contact dudes who call themselves...»

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1. mctumblovin reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:

   HAHAHAHAHA this, this,

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   syndrome” sufferer.

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   hysterically laughing…tears...my face…chuckling into my scarf

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    hysterical laughter. I’ve been reading...almost an hour now,

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20. xdoriangray said: “There is not alot of good guys going around nevermind one the calibur of me” Someone needs to send him this: heartless-bitches.com/r…
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22. reachingtheshore said: This is absolutely incredible. This dude deserves an online dating award.
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25. ohsopeculiar said: He is smarter than said girl, yet doesn’t know the proper usage of “you’re” and the difference between then and than. And the basics of the placement of “i” and “e.”
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    guy….this guy. omg....did crack up when...said he’s probably...

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28. latkje said: Yeah, Naked Snake is a videogame character, but that doesn’t mean it makes a good dating profile nom de guerre. I wouldn’t wanna date a dude who called himself Sonic the Hedgehog while soliciting grow old together partners either.
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30. brainstatic said: Not to defend this guy, but Naked Snake is a video game character. It’s pretty hilarious that he never thought people unfamiliar with Metal Gear Solid would find that name a little odd.
31. retromodernelle reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:

    “nice guy syndrome” I’ve ever seen. “I’m super awesome! Why don’t...whore-slut-losers see...

32. vanboobsenstein said: you can tell he’s a great writer by the line “if you’re too stupid to know what your want what are you wasting my time for.” Hahaha. Also, hi I’m pregnant.
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